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Due to the popularity of their new $60 million shotgun, the US has decided to commence public resale of their newest line of clay pigeons, nicknamed Satellite. Satellite clay pigeons, a favorite among both astrophysicists and Langley guppies, are most noted for their long flight time and their extended visibility range of over five miles. Production has long since ceased on … continue reading: Military to begin mass production of clay pigeons