Ms. Deer
1525 E 800 N
Orem, UT 84097
Dear Ms. Deer,
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you not to hang out with my car anymore. It seems that he suffered a severe allergic reaction following your encounter yesterday evening, which has left him quite under the weather. We love having you nearby, but please find a new playmate from now on.
Sincerely,
Devon
P.S — I think there may be a leak in my karma reservoir – between the issues with my driver’s window and this accident, my poor Accord has really been taking it to me.
