Military to begin mass production of clay pigeons

Due to the popularity of their new $60 million shotgun, the US has decided to commence public resale of their newest line of clay pigeons, nicknamed Satellite. Satellite clay pigeons, a favorite among both astrophysicists and Langley guppies, are most noted for their long flight time and their extended visibility range of over five miles. Production has long since ceased on the F-15 skeet, a model which has been criticized by some for its tendency to disintegrate mid-flight. A double-shot version of the F-15 pigeon has demonstrated this flaw, as the pigeons sometime collide in the air. Opponents of the nation’s clay pigeon program have protested the requested billion-dollar budget increase for future product development, leaving many saying “Pull!”